Woah. Everyone, stay calm. That’s a squirrel with a knife.
Just don’t get too close to him.
Does he want anything? If so, just give it to the fucking squirrel. HE HAS A KNIFE.
If he disappears into a tree, watch your head. There might be a squirrel, with a KNIFE above your HEAD.
If you are home, barricade all small doors and windows, because this squirrel (WHO HAS A KNIFE) might come a’knockin.
SQUIRREL. WITH A KNIFE. WHO GAVE IT TO HIM?