Holy Shit Balls! That Squirrel Has A Knife

squirrel.KnifeWoah. Everyone, stay calm. That’s a squirrel with a knife.

Just don’t get too close to him.

Does he want anything? If so, just give it to the fucking squirrel. HE HAS A KNIFE.

If he disappears into a tree, watch your head. There might be a squirrel, with a KNIFE above your HEAD.

If you are home, barricade all small doors and windows, because this squirrel (WHO HAS A KNIFE) might come a’knockin.

SQUIRREL. WITH A KNIFE. WHO GAVE IT TO HIM?

Next time: Jesus Fuck- This Bird Has a Tommy Gun 

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