Some of you might have perfect roommates—they don’t eat your Sun Chips, they clean up their dishes, they always knock before entering.
The rest of you aren’t on Oxycontin.
So what do you do when your roommates are subhuman monsters incapable of basic compassion? In Cosmopolitan or Seventeen, they might tell you to leave “passive aggressive post-its” around your dorm. Hahaha—fuck that. Those have about the same effect as a high school’s Model United Nations has on real-world North Korea.
So instead, post one of these around. Do it. Let the bitchiness flow through you. ♦