Author Archives: Joseph Earl Remlinger IV

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Westboro Pitch Meeting

November 30, 2013 I was fortunate enough to go through Topeka, Kansas last December, and I was able to sit in on a “Pitch Meeting” with members of the Westboro Baptist Church. It’s not what you’d expect… My second cousin’s…

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Man Reads Buzzfeed List, Momentarily Understands Life

CEDAR RAPIDS—Daniel “Danderson” Anderson briefly understood his existence after reading a Buzzfeed article called “27 Things Only People Who Are 25 ¾ Will Understand”. The 38-year old Anderson reportedly told both the Daily Ruin and his mother that “number four…

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The 7 Greatest Infidelities in History

7. Helen of Troy and Paris of Troy fuck in Troy King Menelaus comes off as such a complete asshole in Troy for starting a war over Paris of Troy “placing his crown upon Helen’s sweet head”, but if you’ve…

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The Most Ironic Man in the World

rian was miserable. There was no trend he could set that would not be adopted or stolen, first by his friends, acquaintances, strangers, and then the masses. He had brought back the mustache, then the beard. He had tipped the…