Author Archives: Jaymie Parkkinen

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Trump University Teaches Business Ethnics Class

SAN DIEGO, CA — Trump University recently settled a court case about the University’s controversial curriculum  and following this the details of the case were released to the public. One class that stood is a course in the  “Business Ethnics”…

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Ableist UC system flaunts its eyesight

I have long advocated for the prohibition of ableist language from California campuses and now I’ve set my sights on a certain type of ableist rhetoric. Visionist terms, i.e. those that empower the seeing at the expense and marginalization of…

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My Time at a Protester Camp Out

Last Tuesday I was walking through Downtown Los Angeles when I happened upon a large group of haggard individuals living out of tents, cardboard boxes, and sleeping bags. I approached the group and noticed a stench of what at first…

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Wanted:Republican Latino Voters

The following is a craigslist ad posted by the Republican Party’s Casting Director. Wanted: Latino Voters Looking for hardworking Latinos who are seeking the Reagan Dream and are willing to support whichever straight white male is chosen as the GOP…

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Minimum Wage Scum Want Two Whole Bedrooms

Recently, the Communists at the National Low Income Housing Coalition flooded the internet with their pinko propaganda. They cited a statistic proclaiming, “There is no state in the U.S. where a 40-hour minimum wage work week is enough to afford…

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Waze Traffic Jams Trying to Ruin You?

LOS ANGELES – A study published last week asserted that Waze and Google Maps are actually causing traffic. So many users are driving with these apps that suggested shortcuts turn into severe traffic jams. While many have enjoyed the whimsy…

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Through Thick-Rimmed Glasses: A Gluten Tale

It’s no secret that the world has suffered an epidemic. Starting in the mid-to-late 2000s, a staggering number of people, seemingly out of nowhere, became allergic to gluten, an affliction formally known as Celiac disease. Sadly, no population suffered more…