Author Archives: Kenny Murphy

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Man Expects Approval of Black Friend After Watching Selma

BAKERSFIELD, CA–Roger Gordleman laced up his bowling shoes with an extra pep in his step last night. He had some exciting news to share with his adult league teammates at Dale’s Leisure Lanes. “I saw ‘Selma’ over the weekend,”Gordleman said,…

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NBC Orders New Cosby Pilot

LOS ANGELES— Comedian Bill Cosby is ready for a consensual partnership. Executives at NBC have been in contractual talks with Cosby for quite some time, as the two parties viewed pilot season as the pivotal opportunity to make that comeback…

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‘Beat SC’ Bonfire Heating Up, USC Student to Be Sacrificed

WESTWOOD— In anticipation of the biggest football game of the year against USC, students have hit the peak of excitement for the festive “Bruinwalk Bonfire” rally. Bruin Plaza has been transformed into a mob of school spirit. Marcus Wellington, a first-year…