Author Archives: Maya Levitt

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An Interview With The Iconic Moses Of De Neve

WESTWOOD – A new campus hero has risen to light recently. Brent Davis, a third year computer science major, safely led a group of hesitant freshmen across the De Neve crosswalk during a red light, and has since gained campus-wide…

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When To Endorse Your Crush On Linked In

Looking for love in 2017? Since sliding into someone’s DMs is sooo 2016, here are some helpful tips for the new and professional way to let your crush know what’s up – endorsing them on LinkedIn. You know that girl/guy…

Trader Jose

Trump Mistakes Trader José for Immigrant, Looks to Deport

WESTWOOD, CA —Trump’s presidency has been characterized by a series of divisive executive orders, including a travel ban affecting several majority-Muslim nations. However, next on his agenda is a similarly divisive order, as the next target of the ban will…

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Trump Bans Trader Jose’s Labels

WESTWOOD, CA – Trump’s presidency has been characterized by a series of divisive executive orders, including, the recent travel and refugee ban from several nations. However, next on his list is a similarly divisive order for Angelenos who take Trader…

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Why Moonlight Winning a Golden Globe Ends Racism Forever

LOS ANGELES, CA – 2016’s film awards show season was characterized by heavy criticism of the fact that there were no films by black directors or black actors nominated for awards. Awarding Moonlight with the Golden Globe for Best Drama…

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Hillary Clinton’s Emails Revealed to Be Deleted J-Crew Spam

**BREAKING NEWS** Hillary Clinton’s Deleted Emails Have Finally Been Revealed to be J.Crew Spam WASHINGTON D.C. — With the election just days away, another Congressional hearing was gathered to dig into presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s deleted private emails. The results…

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CNN Tweets We Wish Were Satire

With a twitter bio like “It’s our job to #GoThere and tell the most difficult stories. Come with us!” one could only hope for the most riveting, shocking, and hard-hitting stories to be featured on CNN’s page. That being said,…