Author Archives: Margaret LaGaly

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Woman Sits through Haircut in Complete Silence

  LOS ANGELES — Yesterday, 24-year-old introvert Meredith Bowen made the decision that she wouldn’t succumb to the pressure to make small talk during her haircut. Instead, Bowen contently sat through her hair appointment in complete and utter silence, entirely…


5 Odyssey Articles We Wish Were Satire

  Find Your Yoga Mat Is this a call to action or that item on your long list of Reminders that never gets done (we know you still haven’t cleaned out the garage or applied to the Peace Corps,…


Student Shunned for Drinking Decaf Coffee

WESTWOOD–Last week, Steve Lacey, a third-year english major, was shunned by his friends for drinking decaf coffee. Lacey defended his choice commenting, “I just like the taste.” Lacey has always been avid about his decaf coffee lifestyle. Lacey has never…


Couple Makes Their Relationship Disneyland Official

ANAHEIM, CA — Yesterday, in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, 133 couples posed for a picture in front of Sleeping Beauty’s Castle to make their relationship “Disneyland Official.” Ever since “Facebook Official” has been the silver standard in relationship authenticity,…


Sneezing Number One Cause of Auto Accidents

LOS ANGELES – A study recently done by three extremely intelligent UCLA students found sneezing to be the number one cause of car accidents in the United States. The study was prompted by a surge in car accidents during cold…

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Jim Webb Proclaims June National Jim Webb Awareness Month

BURKE, VIRGINIA— Late last month, Jim Webb met with a tight-knit group of Vietnam Veterans in a small bunker (built with his own two hands using American timber) in his backyard to discuss his performance during the Democratic debate.  The…