Author Archives: Sophie Gu

Covel Changes Menu

Westwood, CA — In one fell swoop, the residents of The Hill saw the implosion of life as they knew it. UCLA Dining had challenged themselves with unpronounceable grains at BPlate and exotic yet underwhelming flavors at Feast—now they were about…

Grandma Thinks Thanksgiving Unholy After Eating Seitan Turkey

BRENTWOOD, CA — After delivering a lengthy tirade on the Starbucks Corporation’s desecration of Christmas, Grandma Lynn nearly suffered a stroke when presented with a vegan Thanksgiving turkey. Sarah Moore, 26, was hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the very first time…