Coldplay-er?: Inside Chris Martin’s Secret Love Affair


Looks like things are all “Yellow” (and True Blue) for Chris Martin and our beloved Chancellor! The two were recently spotted incognito splitting a pizookie at BJ’s and only T(s)MZ (The Satyr Magazine) has the inside scoop!

“I heard Chris and Gwenyth’s recent ‘conscious uncoupling’ was actually because of Gene,” a source close to Martin recently told us. “This has been going on for a while now and Chancellor Block said it was either him or her.”

Rumors began to pick up as Coldplay recently announced their show at Royce Hall on May 19th, the same day as their record release and the only west coast stop on their brief North American tour.

“Gene was so upset with him,” another anonymous source explained. “Chris felt that he needed to make a grand gesture to show he really cared. He knows Gene feels like a homewrecker and he just wants to make him feel loved again.”

There has also been speculation of the pair’s relationship since the tracklisting of Coldplay’s forthcoming album, “Ghost Stories,” has been released. Titles like “Always in My Head,” “True Love,” “Another’s Arms,” and “I Love You Gene B.” are all rumored to be about their forbidden romance.

“They don’t want to hide anymore,” one of our sources continued, “and I think that’s really sweet.”

Students at UCLA are anxiously awaiting Martin’s arrival and what promises to be a very special performance, especially for Chancellor Block. Martin is rumored to be preparing a very special rendition of “Fix You” for Block with the help of the UCLA marching band.

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