Five Minute Chainsmokers Lyric Challenge

download (1)I recently lost my AUX cord. As a result I’ve been listening to a lot of radio. And by radio, I really mean “The Chainsmokers.” That’s when I had an idea: the Five Minute Chainsmokers Lyric Challenge.  We gave everyone on staff five minutes to write a Chainsmokers song. We told them to base it off the word Anesthesiology.  Let’s see how they did. Also, if you are one of The Chainsmokers, don’t you dare use any of these. These are strictly Satyr’s intellectual property!

 

Marisa Magana

You are my drug anesthesiology
Let me touch your body like I’m studying anatomy
Let’s fly away touch the stars astronomy
Our love equals you plus me
You are my drug anesthesiology
Come on baby let’s be care free
I’ll take you to Hungary
Baby are you hungry I’ll feed you gastronomy
Come with me baby
You are my drug anesthesiology

 

Sarah Crosthwaite

You’re a shot in heart

We were in Greece
You’d just signed a lease
searching for inner peace
Now you still have my fleece
From when we broke up in Nice

You’re a shot in the heart
You’re a shot in the heart

Doctor tie me to to a table

You weren’t ready for a label
My vital signs will never be stable

I want to be back in my cradle
You’re a shot in the heart

You’re a shot in the heart

I’m in the ICU
cause I can’t see you
You said we were through
There’s nothing I can do

You’re a shot in the heart
You’re a shot in the heart
You’re a shot in the heart
You’re a shot in the heart

 

Rachael Frank

Baby I’m going under, black out
I’ve already started falling, I can’t back out
You make me wanna run for miles, even though I have gout
We can have sex pretty good because you’re a human, not a trout
Back to the metaphor, what this song is about


Baby be my anesthesiologist
Girl i’m not a biologist
but your body’s so fine
I want you to be mine
oh yeah I really wanna
cuz we in tijuana

 

Annika Karody

We’re sat here in Prague
Escaping the mob
Cause you did a hack job
When they excised that glob
From the boss’s artery
(Cause you’re an anesthesiologist.)

 

Julia McCarthy

Baby you’ve become my drug

When you take out your stethoscope
I can barely cope
Our love is like walking on a tightrope
My heart feels like it’s skipping rope

Baby you’ve become my drug

When our eyes locked in the emergency room
I could envision you as my bridegroom
Let’s set this world abloom
As we head to the master bedroom

 

Shayan Saalabi

Baby, you’re one shot away from heaven

Let’s start to drift away
With this chemical array
Baby, on the table let’s play
Until you start to drift away

Baby, you’re one shot away from heaven
Just like when we were back in Bost-on
And you cried when I left my socks on
So I gave you that special medication
That made you even sleep with the lights on

Baby, you’re one shot away from heaven

 

Zane Kaufman

I swooped you up from the hospital

I was so drunk I was drooling spittle
God damn girl my dick so little
You can play it like a fiddle

I need you like I need an IV
Emergency room with poison ivy
Girl you gotta go cuz I’m too slimey

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