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Historical Inaccuracies in Captain America Civil War

Captain America: Civil War was a fine movie. I enjoyed it on a superficial level, but unfortunately the history buff in me couldn’t avoid noticing a couple glaring historical errors. Oh what was that? You were planning on going back…


USAC General Rep 4 to Start New Slate

LOS ANGELES— In a surprising move, General Representative 4 Sachin Medhekar has declared his decision to leave the ¡Bruin Satyrists! party, to start his own slate. “I was really disappointed by my performance in the election,” said the third-year Computer…


USAC Candidates Protect Right Of Rich To Student Government

LOS ANGELES—For the second year in a row, the majority of Undergraduate Students Association Council (USAC) candidates have united in their cause for the endowed to have a fair chance in student government elections. Of the 30 candidates running for…