Tag: bullshit


New Bullshitting Major to be Offered at UCLA

WESTWOOD— Chancellor Gene Block announced Wednesday that UCLA will offer a major in bullshitting to students beginning in Fall 2015. “Increasingly, students are graduating not with a holistic grasp of their field of study, but rather academic bullshitting skills and debt…


Janitors Seek To End “This Stupid Rivalry Bullshit”

LOS ANGELES— Groundbreaking news came out of Ackerman Union today, where UCLA and USC’s facilities departments held peace talks regarding the schools’ decades-long rivalry. “Look, we’re fans of football as much as the students,” said UCLA janitor Randy Brewster, “but…