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Urban Outfitters Releases New “Fuck Capitalism” Line

PHILADELPHIA – Urban Outfitters has recently released a “Fuck Capitalism ” collection to more accurately cater to their demographic of “18-24-year-old binge drinkers whose parents have money.” Since Bernie has been gaining so much momentum among America’s hippest youth, socialism…


Public Refuses To Believe That Mega-Corporation Isn’t Evil

WASHINGTON—Alec Kratzer, age 27, stands outside the Capitol Building, holding a sign that reads, “Omnidyne means Omni-DEATH for our freedom!” He’s not alone. With him are a few thousand other protesters, gathered in the streets to protest Congress as it…