Tag: doctors


Trumpcare Doctors Just Ask What You Think They Should Do

WESTWOOD — Under the replacement of the American Care Act, colloquially known as “Trumpcare”, licensed physicians have been advised to just start asking patients to tell them what medical action to take. The designers of the bill hope that this…


Grey’s Anatomy Saves Woman, Sort Of

HOLLYWOOD— At approximately 2:00 p.m. today,  26-year-old In-N-Out cashier Lisa Marcel reportedly fainted in front of Grey’s Anatomy’s hit cast on their way to lunch. Noticing Marcel’s state, the many glamorous doctors stepped forward. Chief Surgeon, Derek Shepherd, examined Marcel’s…