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White House Requests Screening Of 1996 Film ‘Kazaam’

Washington, DC– On Wednesday it was reported that the White House requested a personal screening of the 1996 film Kazaam. The children’s comedy stars Shaquille O’Neil as Kazaam, a five thousand year old genie discovered in a boombox who grants…

Spring Trends, Light Colors Heavy Treason

****TREND ALERT**** WASHINGTON, DC — This spring there are two new trends sweeping Washington DC: light colors and heavy treason! Everyone on the Hill is getting in on it. Michael Flynn, Jared Kushner and even president Donald Trump have all…

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Hillary Clinton Filled With New Hope After Oscars Mix-Up

HOLLYWOOD – Tonight, La La Land was announced the winner of the Oscar for best picture. It was however, not the winner for best picture. Halfway through LaLa Land’s acceptance speech, it was announced that Moonlight had actually won the…

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10 UCLA Alternative Facts

Gene Block is super involved. People see him as a father figure. I invited him to my little sister’s Bat Mitzvah. USAC is effective and transparent. Everyone knows what they do. In fact we all say hello to our USAC…

Donald Trump Turns out to be a Series of Mirrors

COPENHAGEN— Cognitive scientists at the University of Copenhagen discovered over the weekend that the businessman-turned-basketball-turned-politician known as “Donald Trump” is actually just a series of strategically placed mirrors. This revelation came after a scientist noticed that whenever light shone on…