Tag: emergency


Holy Shit Balls! That Squirrel Has A Knife

Woah. Everyone, stay calm. That’s a squirrel with a knife. Just don’t get too close to him. Does he want anything? If so, just give it to the fucking squirrel. HE HAS A KNIFE. If he disappears into a tree,…


Los Angeles Police Announce Snapchat 911 Service

WESTWOOD— The LAPD announced its new Snapchat service which allows students to send in “snaps” as a replacement to the traditional 911 call. “By using a modern technology like Snapchat, we hope that we can broaden our reach and appeal…