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Universities Start #ButHeWasGoodAtSports In Response To #MeToo

LOS ANGELES – Women everywhere have been using the hashtag #MeToo to share their experiences with sexual assault and harassment. Universities everywhere have started using the hashtag  #ButHeWasGoodAtSports to share their own experiences with sexual misconduct. A spokesperson from the…

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Black History Month Declared FB Friend Cleanse Month

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Obama signed a bill this past Monday designating February as “National Facebook Friend Cleanse Month.” “Initially, a lot of people were concerned about this designation possibly taking away from Black History Month,” stated a source close…

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Facebook’s New “World is Crap” Profile Filter

MENLO PARK, CA – Yesterday, Mark Zuckerberg announced the creation of a new profile filter. Fed up with the controversy over the recent French flag filter, Zuckerberg declared that the new one would simply be brown. “When we made the…

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College Lingo For Parents

Isn’t it beginning to seem like every college kid on the frat block is speaking an entirely different, far dirtier language than what you speak? It’s because they are! Here’s a handy guide to making sense out of that weird…