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Spring Trends, Light Colors Heavy Treason

****TREND ALERT**** WASHINGTON, DC — This spring there are two new trends sweeping Washington DC: light colors and heavy treason! Everyone on the Hill is getting in on it. Michael Flynn, Jared Kushner and even president Donald Trump have all…

SATYR- Capitalism

Urban Outfitters Releases New “Fuck Capitalism” Line

PHILADELPHIA – Urban Outfitters has recently released a “Fuck Capitalism ” collection to more accurately cater to their demographic of “18-24-year-old binge drinkers whose parents have money.” Since Bernie has been gaining so much momentum among America’s hippest youth, socialism…

SATYR- Cultural Appropriation

Spring Cultural Appropriation Catalogue

Spring is almost here, and that means new designs are hitting runways all over the world. This season, one edgy new trend is taking the fashion industry by storm–cultural appropriation! Here are some of the hottest pieces to look out…

In its most recent pandering to awful people everywhere, Urban Outfitters sold this sweatshirt for $129. Credit: Urban Outfitters.

Urban Outfitters Introduces Sandy Hook Collection

PHILADELPHIA— While apologizing for selling a faux blood-splattered Kent State sweatshirt, Urban Outfitters announced plans today to sell Sandy Hook memorabilia. “We deeply regret that the sweatshirt was perceived negatively by some people, but it doesn’t change how excited we…