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Fat Sal’s Actually Mass Drunken Hallucination

WESTWOOD —  A recent investigation has uncovered that local eatery, Fat Sal’s, doesn’t actually exist. Sources have informed Daily Ruin that Fat Sal’s is not a real restaurant, but rather a mutual drunken hallucination shared by the entire UCLA community….

Fat Sal’s to change Name to Obese Sal’s

WESTWOOD— The popular late-night food destination on Gayley, Fat Sal’s, announced that they will be changing their name to “Obese Sal’s”, after owner, Sal, was diagnosed with obesity. “We just wanted to be as accurate as possible with the name,”…