Tag: God

Westboro Pitch Meeting

November 30, 2013 I was fortunate enough to go through Topeka, Kansas last December, and I was able to sit in on a “Pitch Meeting” with members of the Westboro Baptist Church. It’s not what you’d expect… My second cousin’s…

An Open Letter to “I Agree with Trevor”‘s Marketing Team

hoa—you guys are good. Like, seriously. Really good. I don’t know if I’m legally allowed to speak for everyone at Satyr, but I’m going to anyway: As another small, honest, homegrown, grassroots, barnyard organization, we are just completely in awe…

@onlychild22: Cain on Twitter

June 23, 4000 BC  So gr8 being the first born son =) #thisismyparadisebitches God watches me run around naked #whataperve #getouttaherejesus @God thanks for all these fruits, just ate that apple one btw @God haha jk :p July 18, 4000…

Our Lord And Savior Kanye West Ascends Into Heaven

DOME OF THE ROCK, JERUSALEM–Witnesses confirmed Tuesday that our Redeemer and Prince of Peace Kanye West ascended into heaven, accompanied by the angel Gabriel and a harsh fanfare of experimental rock-rap music. West rose to the heavens with arms outstretched,…