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Grandma Thinks Thanksgiving Unholy After Eating Seitan Turkey

BRENTWOOD, CA — After delivering a lengthy tirade on the Starbucks Corporation’s desecration of Christmas, Grandma Lynn nearly suffered a stroke when presented with a vegan Thanksgiving turkey. Sarah Moore, 26, was hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the very first time…

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MTV Creates ‘16 and Pregnant’ Sequel ‘32 and Grandmother’

LOS ANGELES— MTV spokesperson Jilly Kline announced this Wednesday that the network would be creating a “16 and Pregnant” spin-off series called “32 and Grandmother.” The new show will be made up of hour-long, documentary-style episodes detailing the lives of…