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Justin Bieber Can’t Get a Job After Getting Dreads

  LOS ANGELES — Justin Bieber shocked not only his fans after revealing his new hairdo on Monday, but also his employers. Island Records, his old recording label, was so taken aback that it has decided to drop the 22-year-old…


Donald Trump Turns out to be a Series of Mirrors

COPENHAGEN— Cognitive scientists at the University of Copenhagen discovered over the weekend that the businessman-turned-basketball-turned-politician known as “Donald Trump” is actually just a series of strategically placed mirrors. This revelation came after a scientist noticed that whenever light shone on…