Tag: holiday


The Five Days of Finals

On the day before finals, my true bro gave to me, one adderall pill bottle… On the first day of finals, adderall gave to me, in-vinci-bilit-y… Waking up for a Monday morning final was not exciting, but I said I…


Not Even Professor Staying for Full 3-Hour Class

LOS ANGELES— With the holiday season in sight, class attendance rates are plummeting alongside student motivation. In the case of “Analytical Animal Geography,” however, it’s not just students who are playing hooky. Professor Mia Evans readily admits to habitually ducking out…