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How to Deal with Your Liberal Nephews and Nieces this Thanksgiving

Are you a down-to-earth, constitutional, Christian (specifically Protestant), morally pure conservative male who happens to also be an uncle? Are you dreading this upcoming Thanksgiving when your liberal-zombie nephews and nieces will be returning from UC Berkeley to terrorize you…


Subway Launches Revolutionary Delivery Campaign

MILFORD— Subway rolled out a new delivery promotion on Tuesday to compete with Jimmy John’s 10-minute delivery pledge. In a sweeping move to undercut the competition, Subway now guarantees customers a delivery waiting-time of no more than 60 seconds. How do…