Tag: jesus

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Frat Pledge Or Mormon Missionary: A Helpful Guide

For all those times you’ve encountered a friendly group of well dressed white men, and have been confused as to whether they were spreading the word of Jesus Christ or on their way to a beer pong tournament. Here is…

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Man Takes Wham! Song Literally, Regifts Human Heart

  LOS ANGELES—Matthew Kilmer, diagnosed with coronary heart disease, woke up Thursday morning to an exciting early Christmas present—a heart that could potentially save his life. The life-saving heart did not come from Santa Clause but instead from 27-year-old organ…

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Jews for Jesus Confused About How to Celebrate Christmas

WESTWOOD— The Los Angeles branch of Jews for Jesus has recently opened up about its confusion surrounding the Christian holiday of Christmas, which traditionally celebrates the birth of Jesus. “Of course we celebrate Hanukkah,” said director Benjamin Myer. “But as…

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Celebrity Snapshots

There’s no denying that celebrities are everywhere. And now, thanks to the hacking skills of Satyr’s IT department, they’re even more everywhere. From the silver screen to the iPhone screen and now to your computer screen, celebrities’ private snapchats are…

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Westboro Pitch Meeting

November 30, 2013 I was fortunate enough to go through Topeka, Kansas last December, and I was able to sit in on a “Pitch Meeting” with members of the Westboro Baptist Church. It’s not what you’d expect… My second cousin’s…