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Translation Of A College Student’s Resume

Here’s how to make your summer internship, that your parents helped you get, sound a bit more impressive.   Resume—Revitalizing employee-to-employee work relationships via dynamic communication methods. Translation—Sending emails to Jessica in Marketing.   Resume—Decoding outdated documentation through the use…


Justin Bieber Can’t Get a Job After Getting Dreads

  LOS ANGELES — Justin Bieber shocked not only his fans after revealing his new hairdo on Monday, but also his employers. Island Records, his old recording label, was so taken aback that it has decided to drop the 22-year-old…