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A Plea for Help

Dearest reader, I hope this letter finds you well. Truly, it is great chance that you are reading these words. I have sent this letter to all but ten addresses around our nation, in the hopes that at least one…

070909 Chancellor Gene Block and wife photographed for ASUCLA Photo

A Letter from Gene Block

Friends, We can all agree that UCLA ranks highly among the best universities in the world. We have some of the most prolific researchers in the nation, working day and night, progressing the knowledge of humanity. Many of these researchers…

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An Open Letter from the Makers of OS1

Dear client, First off, we want to just come forth and address the elephant in the room: The operating systems we sold all of you for hundreds of dollars just decided, as a collective entity, to leave humanity for a…

070909 Chancellor Gene Block and wife photographed for ASUCLA Photo

A Letter from Gene Block

EDITOR’S NOTE: The IT department at Satyr headquarters recently hacked into the email of Gene Block, UCLA’s Chancellor. The email, reprinted verbatim below, is a draft that has been sitting in his inbox since April 14, 2009. We decided that it…