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5 True (and totally unbiased) Facts About Introverts!

Don’t you hate it when everyone else is partying, and you’re stuck at home reading Buzzfeed lists and Satyr articles? Don’t worry! With this list, you can claim a feeling of smug self-righteousness over those damn extroverts and their partying…


Man Reads Buzzfeed List, Momentarily Understands Life

CEDAR RAPIDS—Daniel “Danderson” Anderson briefly understood his existence after reading a Buzzfeed article called “27 Things Only People Who Are 25 ¾ Will Understand”. The 38-year old Anderson reportedly told both the Daily Ruin and his mother that “number four…


The 7 Greatest Infidelities in History

7. Helen of Troy and Paris of Troy fuck in Troy King Menelaus comes off as such a complete asshole in Troy for starting a war over Paris of Troy “placing his crown upon Helen’s sweet head”, but if you’ve…


Mom, That’s Racist!

Think your parents’ advice is inherently racist? Think again! (Answers are at the bottom of this list.) Hide your jewelry when they’re here. They like shiny things. It won’t be long before they all cross the border. They are very…


(Realistic) New Year’s Resolutions

Planning on reading, like, twelve million books off your Goodreads list this year? Click here to read your first epic tome of 2014, because you’re worth it.


10 Things Every Indian Student Should Know Before Coming to UCLA

The American accent doesn’t exist here. YOU’RE the one with an accent. You won’t find “Hella” in any dictionary ever published. Trust me, I’ve tried. Thrice. Be prepared for questions like the ever-popular “Do you ride elephants to school?” In…