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Serial Nonflusher Strikes Again at LuValle Commons

WESTWOOD, CA — Multiple reports confirm that a serial non flusher —one who seeks gratification by purposefully rejecting the practice of flushing and eliciting discomfort and suffering in unsuspecting bathroom goers—has struck again at Lu Valle Commons. After countless reports of…

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Tensions Rise In The People’s Republic Of North Campus

LOS ANGELES—After various rumors, sources now confirm that the Most Glorious People’s Republic of North Campus has launched multiple missile tests over the past few days. It is no secret that the inhabitants of the northernmost section of campus have…