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Obama Rumored to Nominate Trump for Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Despite facing an opposing Senate, President Obama has continued to fulfill his Constitutional responsibility of filling a vacant Supreme Court seat. At the top of this list is Donald Trump, a candidate for the Republican nomination. In response to…

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Scalia Reunited With Father, the Devil

WASHINGTON D.C. — Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead at a resort Saturday. Although many Americans rejoiced upon hearing this news, no one was more excited than Scalia’s father, the devil. “Now that Antonin is back in Hell, the place…

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Black History Month Declared FB Friend Cleanse Month

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Obama signed a bill this past Monday designating February as “National Facebook Friend Cleanse Month.” “Initially, a lot of people were concerned about this designation possibly taking away from Black History Month,” stated a source close…

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Group Already Forming to Impeach Next President

NASHUA, NH–In light of recent election polls showing who the potential candidates for the next US President will be, a group of true American patriots have formed in the swing state of New Hampshire vowing to impeach whoever is elected. Not…

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US Reinstates Relations with Cuba

WASHINGTON, DC— After over a decade of conflict, the Obama administration has expressed its desire to reinstate US relations with Cuba, which were severed in 2002 after the release of “Snow Dogs.” “That movie was terrible. Like, really bad,” President…

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How Much Does Anyone Obamacare?

WASHINGTON—Last Tuesday, amid the government shutdown, Obamacare rolled out to all Americans who signed up for the program. As with most things involving the government and politics, Americans have been fervently talking about both, and no one understands anything about…