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Mike Pence Only Has Sex In The Missionary Position

Foreword:  I write erotic fan fiction dedicated to humanizing the lives of conservative, constitution-defending heroes. SNL, The Daily Show, AOL News, and other liberal outlets attempt to brainwash the public into perceiving Republican icons as dim-witted and boring, mundanely going…

Trump’s Cabinet as Old Thanksgiving Leftovers

Here’s what’s left of our 6 favorite dishes that have been approved by the biggest turkey of them all, Donald. While they may not be the dishes you’re used to or even wanted, hopefully we’ll all get used to them….