Tag: poetry

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An Ode to Californian Weather

Illustration by Marcie LaCerte Legends speak of climes unbleak, That one great state does boast, You can’t be seen without sunscreen, Or risk being burnt to toast. They said the sun goes down for fun, And not to truly set,…

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The Saga of No-Shave November

Illustration by Aliya Kamalova October 31st Shaved. It was emotional. The video got three likes on Facebook. November 1st Sent out a selfie to all my Snapchat friends, proclaiming my intentions to uphold the ideals of No-Shave November. No replies…

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The Fall of a Sandwich

Indignity occurred today, I will be mighty brief, The knife-wielding gentleman, Of problems, was the chief. Approach did he with steely eyes, So clearly fridge-ward bound, And plucking me off the second shelf, He did not loaf around. He threw…

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Ode to the Bruin Bear

Your warriors are coming home, Decked out in blue and gold. Thousands shout your hallowed name, Your virtues are extolled. All the teams that dare face us, Are left in derelict ruins. The entire country quakes before, The proud and…