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A Civil Discussion on the UCLA-USC Game

By now you obviously know we won the big game today. We don’t need to come out and say something like “FUCK SC” and we definitely don’t need to say something as vulgar as “maybe USC will finally get that…

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Janitors Seek To End “This Stupid Rivalry Bullshit”

LOS ANGELES— Groundbreaking news came out of Ackerman Union today, where UCLA and USC’s facilities departments held peace talks regarding the schools’ decades-long rivalry. “Look, we’re fans of football as much as the students,” said UCLA janitor Randy Brewster, “but…

Source: bleacherreport.com

Bruin Bear Vandalized by South Campus Students

LOS ANGELES— On Thursday morning, the UCLA community was shocked to see that the treasured Bruin Bear had been vandalized. “SC RUNS LA” was crudely spray-painted in red onto the bear’s left side, and immediately fingers were pointed to cross-town rival,…

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Janitors Seek To End “This Stupid Rivalry Bullshit”

LOS ANGELES—Groundbreaking news came out of Ackerman Union today, where the Facilities Departments of UCLA and USC held peace talks regarding the schools’ decade-long rivalry. “Look, we are fans of football as much as the students,” said janitor Randy Brewster,…