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P̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e Aggressive-Aggressive Post-Its

ome of you might have perfect roommates—they don’t eat your Sun Chips, they clean up their dishes, they always knock before entering. The rest of you aren’t on Oxycontin. So what do you do when your roommates are subhuman monsters…

Fantasy Roommate chewbacca

Fantasy Roommates

NAME: Chewbacca SPECIES: Wookie-turned-space-explorer CURRENT RESIDENCY: In search of a new best friend who won’t ditch him for his stupid bun-head girlfriend. PROS: Gives excellent hugs, is a faithful (if startling) alarm clock. CONS: Once Chewy moves in, your hair-free…