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USAC Representatives Study Abroad In Russia

WESTWOOD— Government ties to Russia persist as reports reveal several USAC members recently studied abroad in Moscow, Russia. According to USAC General Representative Justin Jackson, the trip was taken “only to fulfill GE credits.” However, the information leak has prompted…

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Russia Hacks Walmart’s Speaker System

OWENSBORO, KENTUCKY — Yesterday a local Walmart’s PA system broadcasted a strange message. According to the employees and shoppers present, it sounded as if the message was broadcast in Russian. Investigators have tied this incident to a number of other…

Russian President Vladimir Putin thinking of a happy ending for Ukraine. Credit: Kremlin.ru

Putin Unlikely to Pull Out, Ex Says

MOSCOW— “Just because he says he’ll do it, doesn’t mean he’ll actually do it,” Lyudmila Putina said in a recent interview. “Leaders — proud men— they never like pulling out.” Putina, who was married to Putin for thirty years, gave some insight into…

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Physician Recommends Less Laughter For Putin

MOSCOW—Earlier this week, Vladimir Putin’s primary physician recommended less laughter for the Russian president. Citing health concerns, Dr. Kevin Trotskoff explained to our correspondent in Moscow that he has recommended slight changes to the President’s schedule, including fewer public appearances…