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Fat Sal’s to change Name to Obese Sal’s

WESTWOOD— The popular late-night food destination on Gayley, Fat Sal’s, announced that they will be changing their name to “Obese Sal’s”, after owner, Sal, was diagnosed with obesity. “We just wanted to be as accurate as possible with the name,”…


The Fall of a Sandwich

Indignity occurred today, I will be mighty brief, The knife-wielding gentleman, Of problems, was the chief. Approach did he with steely eyes, So clearly fridge-ward bound, And plucking me off the second shelf, He did not loaf around. He threw…