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Why Prince Harry Should Have Married Me

  I’m walking down the aisle. To my left, my family. To my right, The Queen, William, Benedict Cumberbatch. And in front of me, my future, my everything, my Harry. And then I wake up. Because it’s all just a…

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ALF Accused Of Sexual Misconduct

  Los Angeles, CA– In wake of the recent allegations of sexual assault against celebrities and public figures, new statements have been made accusing the late 80’s sitcom star ALF of sexual misconduct. The breakout star rose to fame instantly…

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Lying Is OK, Learns Child Watching C-SPAN

BAKERSFIELD, CA— Kristen, a six-year-old kindergartener, watched C-SPAN every day for at least three hours for the past year.  It has helped to improve her vocabulary, making her the most aware kid in her kindergarten class.  C-SPAN also made her…

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The Rise And Fall Of Tiger Woods Shown In Graphs

Tiger Woods’ most recent DUI got us thinking: what happened to the greatest golfer in the world?  Unsatisfied by Google searches alone, we decided to run the numbers for ourselves.  Below is the analytical, graphical representation of the rise and…