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Scalia Reunited With Father, the Devil

WASHINGTON D.C. — Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead at a resort Saturday. Although many Americans rejoiced upon hearing this news, no one was more excited than Scalia’s father, the devil. “Now that Antonin is back in Hell, the place…

United States Government Gives Up Turns to Crowdfunding

United States Government Gives Up Turns to Crowd Funding

  It’s that time of year again; the leaves are turning, children are donning sheets and becoming ghosts, and tensions within Congress are at an all- time high. But instead of jumping on board the emotional roller coaster that is…