Tag: seniors


Royce Hall Deteriorating from Camera Flash

WESTWOOD– Earlier this week, scientists from the University of Southern California reported that Royce Hall is deteriorating. “The cause of this rapid detrition seems to be camera-flashes,” said Dr. Jim Smith, “we’ve never seen anything like it. We do most…


Seniors Already Feel Nostalgic for Campus Bureaucracy

WESTWOOD— On Tuesday, seniors felt an overwhelming sense of nostalgia after a majority of students were unable to secure tickets to their own commencement ceremony via the MyUCLA website. UCLA’s Technology Department teamed up with the university’s Red-Tape Department in…