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Study: Sneezing Into Shirt Teleports Germs to Parallel Universe

ATLANTA— Researchers at the Center for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed yesterday that sneezing into one’s shirt teleports germs into a parallel universe. This revelation came after months of intense and exhaustive sneeze-mechanics experimentation. It is expected that later this…