Tag: snooze


My Roommate’s Alarm Schedule

Everyone knows that person whose alarm goes off 20 times a day. Because everyone knows my roommate. After months of rolling my eyes to the cries of her phone, I finally found out exactly what she needs to be reminded…

post it 2

P̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e Aggressive-Aggressive Post-Its

ome of you might have perfect roommates—they don’t eat your Sun Chips, they clean up their dishes, they always knock before entering. The rest of you aren’t on Oxycontin. So what do you do when your roommates are subhuman monsters…