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CIA Recruits Celebrities as Interrogators

FAIRFAX, VA — Inspired by the viral video of Sean Penn’s interview with El Chapo, as well as recent diplomacy between Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un, the CIA has decided to use celebrities as interrogators for terrorists. “Sean Penn’s…


US Government’s New Year’s Resolutions

The United States federal government had some political hiccups in 2014, but not this year. 2015 is going to be completely different. No more political unrest, it’s all decriminalized weed and cuban cigars from here on out. Here’s how the…