Tag: tuition

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New Bullshitting Major to be Offered at UCLA

WESTWOOD— Chancellor Gene Block announced Wednesday that UCLA will offer a major in bullshitting to students beginning in Fall 2015. “Increasingly, students are graduating not with a holistic grasp of their field of study, but rather academic bullshitting skills and debt…

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Satyr Leaked Emails

To Our Readers: In light of recent email leaks (for example), we are ashamed to admit that Satyr’s emails were, too, exposed to the public. We know the media will inevitably release our email records, so in an attempt to…

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Bonfire Protestors Revealed to be UC Regents Members

WESTWOOD— In a surprise twist, the protestors at the UCLA-USC Bonfire revealed that they had hidden their true identities as members of the UC Regents, the governing body of the UC system which recently approved a five percent per year tuition…

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A Letter from the UC Regents

Dear California Undergraduate Student, You’ve probably already heard about our proposal to raise tuition. Our hope was that you’d receive this information directly from us instead of your politically active peers, but those pesky social justice kids always seem to…