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Justin Bieber Can’t Get a Job After Getting Dreads

  LOS ANGELES — Justin Bieber shocked not only his fans after revealing his new hairdo on Monday, but also his employers. Island Records, his old recording label, was so taken aback that it has decided to drop the 22-year-old…

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Unemployed Analysts Track Lunch Trading Economy

ARKANSAS — As lunch-trading opened Monday morning following a volatile week, analysts were shocked as the latest reports showed the lunch-trading economy at Windsor Middle School, Arkansas collapsing. The lunch-trading economy, which consists of middle schoolers trading all or parts…