Tag: Urban Outfitters

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Urban Outfitters Releases New “Fuck Capitalism” Line

PHILADELPHIA – Urban Outfitters has recently released a “Fuck Capitalism ” collection to more accurately cater to their demographic of “18-24-year-old binge drinkers whose parents have money.” Since Bernie has been gaining so much momentum among America’s hippest youth, socialism…

In its most recent pandering to awful people everywhere, Urban Outfitters sold this sweatshirt for $129. Credit: Urban Outfitters.

Urban Outfitters Introduces Sandy Hook Collection

PHILADELPHIA— While apologizing for selling a faux blood-splattered Kent State sweatshirt, Urban Outfitters announced plans today to sell Sandy Hook memorabilia. “We deeply regret that the sweatshirt was perceived negatively by some people, but it doesn’t change how excited we…