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Westwood’s Top Five Garbage Piles Ranked!

The Westwood Village neighborhood is one of the most densely populated areas in LA. It’s populated exclusively by children slowly learning how to be less terrible. As a result, Westwood gets some pretty rad garbage piles. We at Satyr consider…

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A Civil Discussion on the UCLA-USC Game

By now you obviously know we won the big game today. We don’t need to come out and say something like “FUCK SC” and we definitely don’t need to say something as vulgar as “maybe USC will finally get that…

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Bonfire Protestors Revealed to be UC Regents Members

WESTWOOD— In a surprise twist, the protestors at the UCLA-USC Bonfire revealed that they had hidden their true identities as members of the UC Regents, the governing body of the UC system which recently approved a five percent per year tuition…

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‘Beat SC’ Bonfire Heating Up, USC Student to Be Sacrificed

WESTWOOD— In anticipation of the biggest football game of the year against USC, students have hit the peak of excitement for the festive “Bruinwalk Bonfire” rally. Bruin Plaza has been transformed into a mob of school spirit. Marcus Wellington, a first-year…

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Janitors Seek To End “This Stupid Rivalry Bullshit”

LOS ANGELES— Groundbreaking news came out of Ackerman Union today, where UCLA and USC’s facilities departments held peace talks regarding the schools’ decades-long rivalry. “Look, we’re fans of football as much as the students,” said UCLA janitor Randy Brewster, “but…

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Bruin Bear Vandalized by South Campus Students

LOS ANGELES— On Thursday morning, the UCLA community was shocked to see that the treasured Bruin Bear had been vandalized. “SC RUNS LA” was crudely spray-painted in red onto the bear’s left side, and immediately fingers were pointed to cross-town rival,…

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Janitors Seek To End “This Stupid Rivalry Bullshit”

LOS ANGELES—Groundbreaking news came out of Ackerman Union today, where the Facilities Departments of UCLA and USC held peace talks regarding the schools’ decade-long rivalry. “Look, we are fans of football as much as the students,” said janitor Randy Brewster,…

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Ode to the Bruin Bear

Your warriors are coming home, Decked out in blue and gold. Thousands shout your hallowed name, Your virtues are extolled. All the teams that dare face us, Are left in derelict ruins. The entire country quakes before, The proud and…