Tag: valentine’s day

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Eat Prey Love

A relatable Valentine’s Day anecdote. May we all unleash the man-eater inside.

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The 7 Greatest Infidelities in History

7. Helen of Troy and Paris of Troy fuck in Troy King Menelaus comes off as such a complete asshole in Troy for starting a war over Paris of Troy “placing his crown upon Helen’s sweet head”, but if you’ve…

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A Guide to the Perfect Date

Illustration by Marcie LaCerte appy Valentine’s Day! Now, since you are smart enough to be enjoying our magazine, I’m sure that you already have a great plan for tonight. But let’s say that maybe—just maybe—you forgot to get a reservation…

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Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts!

Breakfast-in-bed. While most people both sleep in beds and eat breakfast within a similar time frame, they typically don’t synchronize these two tasks. Why? Because humans are stupid and broken. Lead your partner on the righteous path of utilitarianism and…