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White House Press Room Podium Replaced With Bush

Washington―In the latest shake-up the Trump administration has made to the White House, Sean Spicer has decided to replace the historic podium in the press room with a bush. The decision comes after the suspicious timing of the firing of…

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Students Refuse To Shut Up About Shutdown

LOS ANGELES—Thousands of UCLA students poured into Bruin Plaza on Saturday morning to mistakenly celebrate the imminent reopening of the Government. Chants of “Obamacare rocks” and “fuck those Cal bastards” mingled among the confused sighs of students who joined the…